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The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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 If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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 You dont' have to be crazy to work here, but it sure helps!
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Dear Lord, keep your arms around my shoulders and your hand over my mouth!
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 I dont' exercise. If God wanted me to exercise, he would've put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
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 I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
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Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.
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 Never argue with an idiot - they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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 I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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I can only please one person per day. This is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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 I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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 Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
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 When life gives you scraps, make quilts!
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 Would you like some cheese with your whine?!
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